wow, im back...

didnt manage to get gifts for evryone though...
i hope i wont get butchered for this...

well, i did come back with TWO EXTRA KILOS OF WONDERFUL BENJI!!
uh huh... i put on weight... YAYY!! haas...

heres
[[BENJI'S LESSONS TODAY ON HOW TO PUT ON TWO KILOGRAMS BUT NOT BY TODAY COUSE YOU MIGHT DIE TODAY TRYING TO PUT ON TWO KILOS IN A DAY. OR MAEBE NOT, TODAY.]]

DAY ONE, (starts with dinner)
thai bbq seafood
-1 plate of spicy la laa! (shell thingy)
-2 grilled fish!
-1 plate of some wierd spicy sotong thingy!
-bbq crab!
-black pepper crab (oooolala)
-thai tom yam!
DAY TWO,
-23 otah otah and bread!
-2 soon kuay! (wanna noe why its called soon kuay? kus once you take it out, its soon gone)
-2 png kuay!
-lots of other kuay thad i cant spell!
-2 bowls of kuay teow soup!
-ampangyongtaufoo (possibly the only reason i travel to malaysia)
-1 bowl of cham mee!
-1bowl of curry mee!
-1 bowl of hokien mee!
-48 sticks satay!
-weird fish cake thingy!
DAY THREE,
-1 bahkua burger!
-289 otah otah and bread!
-vietnamese cuisine
-1 plate of ayam percik and chicken rice balls! (ayam pecik means de-boned chicken)
-1bowl of spicy beef noodles!
-1 plate of this lamb chop with crispy yam balls! (mmhmm mmmhmmm)
-bah kut teh!
-1 doughnut (with white chocolate and coloured sprinkles)
-2 mugs of hot chocolate!
-1 plate spegetti!
-abit of fingerfood
DAY FOUR,
-1499 otah otah and bread!
-2 spam sandwhiches!
- nasi kendah place
-rice
-lamb
-curry ayam
-1 giant fried chicken drumstick...(bite into heaven)
-arabian cuisine (i love arabian cuisine! like almost evrything has lamb in it)
-i have like no idea whad the dishes there were called bud it was a long table spread. use ure imagination! haas...

now, compare whad you had today with this list!
might have gone a little crazy with the otah otah... didnt count specifically actually... its just so good!

FOLLOW THIS AND URE GUARENTEED TO GAIN 2KILOS. MAEBE MORE?
see, i have the metabolism of a DINOSAUR!

this concludes today's lesson, today.
for even better results, repeat cycle over and over again!
please rmb to have a healthy dose of fresh orange juice, coke and booze to wash evrything down.=]




PEACEOUT=]

you are at: veggiesarebadforyou.blogspot(DOT)com

im getting restless, im getting RESTLESS
sitting here, getting judged by the masses..
im feeling really really bored
sitting here, ROTTING MY ASS OFF..
and if you dont lemme leave this place
ure gonna find MY FIST IN URE FACE!
ive got better things to do
THAN SITTING HERE, TRYING TO PLEASE YOU!!
-a 100% original "BENJI"S BRAIN" production =]
:D:D:D:D


Featuring: Dinosaurs take over the world
Designer: Camelia
Layout: Lycia
Picture: Threadless
Image host: Imageshack
Host: blogger
Fonts: ziperhead


sing benjamin ezekiel.
OVERLYdramtic and very much BULIMIC phat kid on diet.
150690AD
seventeen, in case you're like me, mathematically challenged =]
my purple fender strat.
arty farty stuf that oozes outta my brain, perhaps ures as well?
yummy gummies and other sweet and colourful edibles.
colouring ure sneakers when you arent looking.
icecream!!

>roarrrr!!

>t-rexes and three horns =]

cherlyn; BESTIE!! (:
ZANNY GWENYY!! (:
phyl!! (:
SHOES!! (:
luoer (:
eunice (:
lynn; GIRLFRIEND!! (:
GLENDANG!! (:
felicia; YEEEEEEEEHUAAAAAAA!! (:
sharon (:
yongwen (:
yushuang;SHHUUAAANNNNGGGGGG!! (:
lilin;LL!! (:
shuyi;shuYEEEEEEE!! (:
peixin;CHONGPEIXIN!! (:
kaeting;STICKGIRL!! (:
sarah;sarahSIAAA!! (:
desiree!! (:
weiling;MOLLYYY!! (:

> rock out with ure cock out!!