Sunday, July 22, 2007
23:23
hmmm.. peopel have been like having a ball of a time on my blog eh?
especially that girl in the previous post.. hmm..
haas..
anws.. havent been blogging.. so i shall now!
dont know if you guys have seen my earlier posts..
my blog used to be educational!
haas..
so i shall teach you guys somethign tdy..
today's benji's lesson today on picking up girls at the bus stop near ure hse lesson today!!hmm..
okayy.. im sure youve seen like this pretty hot girl like just chilling at the bus stop near ure home before.
yeah, you know the one thats
pretty tall, slim and looking just damn goood with that thick black eyeliner?then you wonder to ureself.
oh my son, whads a hot girl like that doing here?
and you realise that thr really isnt much you can do at a bus stop than whad its name suggests..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHanw, lets get
down.the first thing you do is make a blur face.
yeah, the same one you make when like ure mummy asks you where is all her
rum gone..
hmm..
haas..
then you walk up to her and say ure looking for this random place and wonders if she stays nearby and knows the location.
+ if she says yes, thank her, introduce ureself and ask for her number..
give her a damn obvious reason like, say in case you get lost and can call her..
+ if she says she's unfamiliar with this place then confess that you actually stay within the vacinty and was just trying to find an excuse to talk to her. trust me, she'll be surprised and shy at the same time.. SCORE!
+ if she like snubs you of and is the bitchy kind that uses the whadevr phrase like water then wait till she turns away. then
take out ure plastic bag that you convieniently have in ure bag and put it over her head!! DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMM..
just playing.. haas..
got that all?
here's a play by play..
lets say i see a hot girl at the bus stop near my hse..
benji: heyy.. i was just wondering if you stay nearby by? im looking for the swimming complex.(it really doesnt matter that im not in the proper gear. haas)
hotgirl: um.. no.. im sorry.. i stay in far away land.
benji: oh, is that near serangoon?hotgirl: yeah.. pretty much..
benji: cool.. actually, the truth is i stay like right around the corner and was just looking for a way to speak to you..hotgirl: oh.. (stunned and nothing to say) +laughs.
benji: haas.. sorry.. cld i have ure number?hotgirl: sure thing..
benji: cool.. thanks.. are you in a hurry? kus my mummy has some rum and stuff lying arnd.hotgirl:nah, im not.. lets go..
benji: sweet..tadahh..there you go.. the trick is to get this all
before her bus arrives..and make sure that fat botak kid sitting beside her isnt her boyfren..
kus for some reason i think you wldnt like the idea of being sat on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAand it also helps if you have
cool hair..it cuts the work by like half?
you just say hi only then she drops her handphone..
and ure set for life..
HAHAHAHAHHHAtry it out. and oh ya, dont do it twice with the same people arnd..
its like magic..
it works but you dont want others to expose you..
okay, bad metaphor..
but you get the idea..
HAHAHAHAHAholywood hills and suburban thrills
benjaMEAN
PEACEOUT=]
