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Monday, February 11, 2008

22:54

i claim today, BASTARDAY!

ive been taking dave's daddy's car to school pretty often recently.

and im always freaking late!


whads new huh?
=[

im really sorry dude!
i got up really early tdy.
like 0630.

but the lift died and i had to take the stairs.
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tdy, the coolest shit happened!

we were in mensa having shiok western!

so it was like christian, joseph and myself at a table.
qinyi, linny and grace right beside us.
and at least seven thousand other people,
sitting arnd, picking their noseseating.

amos decides to pop out of nowhere right,
and conveniently plops himself on the chair beside me.

round one.

amos: blablabla, gibberishgibberish, i got faded blue hair.
benji: OI AMOS! the chair is wet!
amos: (stands up) wahlau.. now then say!

(we both inspect the now dry chair and i laugh at his face.)

round two.

amos:(standing arnd picking his nose.)
benji: AMOS, JUMP!

KKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!


he was standing like half an inch below the metal mensa two sign thingy!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

i told him to jump and he freaking did without looking!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

it was damn loud and everyone in the entire canteen was laughing
he was hiding his face under his jacket
and we were just laughing our faces off!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it was damnnnnnn funny. i swear, i swear!

burnoftheyearplease!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH


I think christian has another version of what happened in the canteen.
it shld be as good or not, better than this.
check out his blog!!

speaking of christian,
later on during marketing class we had to present a mock proposal.

round three


christian's group decided on a mascot!
it was a damn well drawn picture!
and the mascots name was derfla!!

lemme spell that for you again!

D E R F L A


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

go figure!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHA

i swear i nearly choked when i got it!
he was right behind us in class.
nearly dieddddddddddd!


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whoa like super many people telling me to visit the doctor.
damn touched la, but i really dont think i'll be seeing any of those anytime soon.
i just have thing really dreadful feeling abt it.
i really dont know.
heartless boy is still waiting for you to take him
heartless boy is stupid.

in other parts of my oh-so-cool life!

bahkua
pig trotters
babi ponteh
otah
ngoh hiang
steamboat
pasta
fastfood
roast beef
mutton curry
and other weird dishes whos names fail to make my vocab list

gave me a swollen gum.
too heaty + wisdom tooth played a part too i guess.

BUTBUTBUT!

it got all better tdy!
and im back to my normal self!
=]


yes, my cny is all abt the food.
unlike other lucky people who get to spend like half their angpao money on a ipod classic
i have to put everything into this place called "savings".

apparently at "savings" things dont get to leave once its in till like ure 256 years older.
idk.






benjaMEAN
PEACEOUT=]



>my dinosaur-mickey!!
you are at: veggiesarebadforyou.blogspot(DOT)com

im getting restless, im getting RESTLESS
sitting here, getting judged by the masses..
im feeling really really bored
sitting here, ROTTING MY ASS OFF..
and if you dont lemme leave this place
ure gonna find MY FIST IN URE FACE!
ive got better things to do
THAN SITTING HERE, TRYING TO PLEASE YOU!!
-a 100% original "BENJI"S BRAIN" production =]
:D:D:D:D


>munchMUNCHmunch
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>the artist in the ambulance
sing benjamin ezekiel.
OVERLYdramtic and very much BULIMIC phat kid on diet.
150690AD
seventeen, in case you're like me, mathematically challenged =]
my purple fender strat.
arty farty stuf that oozes outta my brain, perhaps ures as well?
yummy gummies and other sweet and colourful edibles.
colouring ure sneakers when you arent looking.
icecream!!

>roarrrr!!




>t-rexes and three horns =]
cherlyn; BESTIE!! (:
ZANNY GWENYY!! (:
phyl!! (:
SHOES!! (:
luoer (:
eunice (:
lynn; GIRLFRIEND!! (:
GLENDANG!! (:
felicia; YEEEEEEEEHUAAAAAAA!! (:
sharon (:
yongwen (:
yushuang;SHHUUAAANNNNGGGGGG!! (:
lilin;LL!! (:
shuyi;shuYEEEEEEE!! (:
peixin;CHONGPEIXIN!! (:
kaeting;STICKGIRL!! (:
sarah;sarahSIAAA!! (:
desiree!! (:
weiling;MOLLYYY!! (:


> rock out with ure cock out!!